No, this game is doing exactly what the title suggests and is purely a Farming Simulator. I did manage to chainsaw all the trees down a suburban street, but the only thing this did was then make it impossible to drive down it. You can purchase a chainsaw from the store, but again, every animal is impervious to it. Understandably, some of the vehicles around your farm have rear wheel steering, but almost all the cars drive like they do, proving very difficult to get from A to B. Your car does take flight when you speed off a cliff, but the steering is so bad you wish it would just spontaneously combust like a classic Bond film car does when pushed off the hill. Any car you bash into causes you to rebound off, even with a tractor, whilst pedestrians just phase through the car. No, how have I been tricked into this? ADAM!!!įarming Debt Simulator 17 is out now on Windows via Steam for £30/$35/€35.Turns out, not a lot! Your pickup truck is located right next to where you spawn, but there is precious little you can do with it, except drive. something, and whatever that something is, it's adding up to €25,586 for something else! I only have €30,000 and €55,000 of that is a loan! This isn't fun - this is a terrifying debt simulator, combined with arduous manual labour and an interface that puts the T into UI. My Case 1H 1660 Axial-Flow is costing me €2,050 for. I don't want this! I want to drive tractors into walls, and see if I can derail the trains! Why am I being asked to worry about how much liquid manure costs?! No wonder farmers are so bloody cross all the time. Then of course, all this figured out you can settle back into the merry world of OH GOD SO MANY STATS. No one's told the AI about this, by the way, so they're trapped in a world of nineteen-point turns at the end of every field, but this affords the opportunity to do skidsies around them at the time. Pretty much everything is capable of doing donuts, so you'll have no issues writing curly letters. Thanks to every vehicle's extraordinary turning circles, it's a cinch to plough words into fields. And then you're going to be heftily screwed if you plan to cut some crop circles. So you'll want to know that if you start driving the combine harvester before pressing Q to attach the choppy-spinny-bit, it'll drive straight over it and then refuse to attach later. Crucially, in order to maintain a strong simulation of farming life, you can't see what the myriad controls (I to dump, 0 to honk, U to toggle tip side) are while playing - that requires quitting out and going to the title screen like a real farmer. It's important to pay careful attention to the game's instructions, and possibly go through the early tutorials, in order to learn the very many peculiar key assignments to ensure you can get the most out of a game. You tractor will remain at one with that post forever from this point, which is worth bearing in mind when making decisions about whether to gently tap one. Your tractor can align its molecules up to drive through a post up to a certain distance, but then, using interlacing molecular technology being introduced into farming from June 2017, this is an irreversible process. It's worth noting that the merging process with lampposts is a one-way system. This can prove problematic if you were to then want to use that tractor to do jumps over the hills, or park it across a train track. However, be warned: a tractor will not self-right in the same way, and will remain sleeping on its side forever. The good news is, if you knock over your flat-bed truck by crashing into it with a runaway combine harvester, it will self-right when you start to drive it even from upside-down. There's no internal logic to it, so it's a case of meticulous experimentation as you hurtle your tractors around the landscape, smashing into everything you can find. Obviously the first thing to establish in a new Farming Simulator is which world objects can be knocked over, and which can't. And who better qualified to tell you all about it than I, John "Farmer" Walker, management game expert and lover of all things agricultural?! After a worrying absence of a 2016 edition, Farming Simulator 17 is back to simulate all your rural needs.
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